Mort and Nort

I. The Assistant to the Associate Vice Provost of the Department of Redundancy Department Proposes the Explanation while Explaining the Proposal

II. In Which we Learn of Mort and Nort--Their Skills, Their Talents, Their Trade

III. Setdown, Setup

IV. Pacing Song

V. Charting the Circles

VI. What is This Planet?

VII. The Twin Finds a Camp

VIII. Twin Reflecting, Testing, Going On

XI. Mort and Nort Bewilderingly Regained

X. Mort and Mort Argue Over What Happened

XI. Blaming the Instruments -- One Last Check

XII. Homeward Calculations

XIII. Mort and Nort are Debriefed

XIV. High Ranking Public Official Introduces the Two Explorers at a Banquet in Their Honor.

XV. Mort and Nort raise their Coffee Cups and Offer a Toast

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